The Kissenger is a revolutionary communication system that combines the feeling of kissing a piece of machinery with the name of a German-accented member of the Nixon cabinet in an apparent attempt to create the most sexually unappealing product in history. Its primary purpose is allegedly to allow users in long-distance relationships to “transfer” kisses to each other across that distance via the mouthpiece, but thankfully for anyone who would actually consider buying it, a partner is not necesary. In fact, the creators say they hope to foster “closer and more realistic interactions” between man and machine, which makes this whole thing sound like some kind of creepy human-robot dating service. (via Innovative Kissing Robot Revolutionizes The World Of Loneliness | Happy Place)

"The name ‘Chuck Jones’, according to my uncle, limited my choice of profession to second baseman or cartoonist."

"The name ‘Chuck Jones’, according to my uncle, limited my choice of profession to second baseman or cartoonist."

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